Live in a lovelier light.

I was walking around my grandmother's house in a huge indian headdress dancing when I realized, "Ohhh. It's reasons like this that I am single."

Sports

When I moved to Massachusetts last year, all the New England sports team did well.

I am now going to school across the river from Philadelphia, and the Phillies are doing well.

I think I'm a good luck charm, but then I remember this...