internet

I wish I could stop going on it. I can't stop. I don't know what else to do.

Some things...

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
-- Albert Camus




Things will probably be ok, but till they are, I'm going to passively whine about it on the internet. Bought a plane ticket to TEXAS!
When I get there, I'm not coming back.

The Last Lecture

"It took a long time, but I finally figured it out. When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it's really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do."
_Randy Pausch

major lulz

Well, it is true.

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/ and http://www.peta.org/

FML

http://www.fmylife.com/

Thanks JK for having this as your away message. Hilarious anecdotes about crappy often ironic things happening to regular people.


Here is an example:
"Today, the girl I love and I went to visit my parents out of state for the first time. My father grinned and acknowledged that she was a "keeper", at which she laughed and said we were "just friends". I was going to propose to her next week. FML"
-william

"Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML"
-yeahwhatokay

Here is one that happened a few weeks ago to me:
"My grandma asked me, "Do you think people should tell their vegetarian friend that they used chicken broth in the soup they served them, and did not realize it?"
I responded, "Yes, of course."
She said, "Well there was chicken broth in the soup that you just ate."
I am a vegetarian. FML

Modern Life.

We live in a police state, and we are the police.